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Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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I stole it from someone else.

How did you rearrange your schedule?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

by being ninja'd

Swollen Goat:

Patience, my good man AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP!

how did you repeat the same answer as before

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5673
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

It's my thing. Check back all the way to page two, I think.

How did you not see that yet?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Power Leveler
Posts: 4408
Joined: 5 Sep 2009

I actually have a life, and don't spend all of my free time here.
Oh, wait. That's a lie.

How did you let me rise from the dead?

Master Looter
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Joined: 27 Aug 2009

i did. you answered me with it like 3 pages ago

how did you swell up a goat

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Hydrogen. No smoking plz.

How did you kill Paris Hilton?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 26 May 2009

By letting her drink herself to death.

How did you turn into a goat?

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Master Looter
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Joined: 27 Aug 2009

car accident

how did you get a goat to eat a burger

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Goats eat anything.

except Paris Hilton.

How did you pull a rabbit out of a hat?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 26 May 2009

By putting the rabbit in the hat an hour before the trick.

How did you survive decapitation?

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5673
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

Nanobot regenerate any damaged tissue.

How did you not get the nanobot injection from neoJesus?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

naomi made me a new set of nanobots

how did you not see the mgs4 refrence coming

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5064
Joined: 26 May 2009

By being somewhere else at the time.

How did you make me come back to this place?

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5673
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

By being...irresistable.

How did you not get hypnotized by hypnotoad?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20729
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

I drugged you.
You're dependent upon a special kind of light that emanates from this site.

How did you get sunglasses made out of rock?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

by killing onyx

how did you get away with whale nuking

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I bribed th UN

How did you ninja the almighty goat?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

by being ninja toast

how didn't you ninja a guy with shit connections

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I have the reaction speed of a dead rock tonight.

How did you get such a shit connection?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20729
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

My neighbor replaced the cable with compacted, wrapped shit.
He really hates me.

How did you implant a child in someone's artery?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

by eating it

how did you like that "chili"

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I gave it to Neonbob. Explains the "Neon" part.

How did you have the audacity to try to kill me?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
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Joined: 27 Aug 2009

so i could inherit fathers fortune,brother!

how did you not know about the fortune?

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I lead a very sheltered life.

How did you get to the World Series?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

by pretending to be babe ruths ghost

how did you get kicked out of the world series

Epic’d Out
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Joined: 24 Jun 2009

It involves nudity and Alex Rodriguez. I shan't speak of it anymore.

How did you let that happen?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

by video taping it and selling on ebay

how did the sales go?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20729
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

They went well. Nobody went without buying something.
It's amazing what a large gun and death threats will do for you.

How did you elongate your neck?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5673
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I added a gold ring every year for twenty years.

How did you know of my people's neck tradition?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20729
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

I don't pay attention to any other cultures, so...

How did you make a simple thing seem like a big deal?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5673
Joined: 24 Jun 2009

I tend to

BLOW THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION!!!!!!!!!!!

How did you get all those whales to congregate near the bomb?

I'm so sorry. That's the implant talking for me.

Master Looter
Posts: 1569
Joined: 27 Aug 2009

whales really like toast o.o

how did you strap me to a nuke?

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
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Joined: 22 Dec 2008

I snuck up on you while you slept.
And then I beat you with a stick.

How did you draw something with macaroni?

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

Epic’d Out
Posts: 5064
Joined: 26 May 2009

By being a pre-schooler. Those buggers are odd.

How did you make me listen to girly music?

Just a person. Nothing special, as you might have noticed.

Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny
Posts: 20729
Joined: 22 Dec 2008

I tricked you.
You were told it was great music, and once it was in, steel straps bound you to a chair.

You shook my soda!

"A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases."
-George Carlin

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