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Adventurer  Posts: 441 Joined: 14 Sep 2009     | |
Master Looter  Posts: 2676 Joined: 27 Feb 2009     | I was with my girlfriend Suffice to say, I was more than slightly distracted How did you catch a fly between your teeth? |
Power Leveler  Posts: 3692 Joined: 22 Jul 2009    | I lured it into my mouth. Don't ask me how. How did you become grandmaster of the Assassin's Guild? |
Master Looter Posts: 2676 Joined: 27 Feb 2009 | I assassinated my predecessor, obviously How did you survive my coup? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny  Posts: 20729 Joined: 22 Dec 2008    | I shot your forces. Remember? How did you return from hell? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Adventurer Posts: 441 Joined: 14 Sep 2009 | I CAME from Hell. How did you survive the end of the world? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009     | by being on mars how did you save the universe? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3692 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I pressed start and chose "Save game" while playing. How did you get so muscular? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20729 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | I bench press the universe daily. How did you put a spawn point in my shower? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | a very perverted level editor how did you kill arnold schwarzenfunnyname |
Power Leveler Posts: 3692 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I made him watch Batman & Robin. And repeated every ice pun several times. In slow-motion. How did you watch Batman & Robin without killing yourself? |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20729 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 |
How did you learn to play tennis? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | by grinding my racket skill how did you post so much |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20729 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | By getting addicted to this site...and never leaving. How did you update your mind? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | by stealing yours how do you like that new head storage space |
Power Leveler Posts: 3692 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | It comes in handy, but you removed Firefox. I loved Firefox. For this you shall die. How did you install Linux on your brain? |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | with a cord and alot of surgery how did you punch the moon |
Heroic Champion of Legendary Destiny Posts: 20729 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | By jumping really high. You should try it sometime. How did you convince Barney to commit suicide on TV? "A children's museum may sound like a good idea, but I'd imagine it's hard to breathe in those little glass cases." |
Power Leveler Posts: 3692 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I told him he was worthless. He had low self-esteem. And a great need for attention. How did you turn water into cheese? |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | i told him a meteor hit his family how did you beat sonic in a foot race |
Killed 10 Boars  Posts: 13 Joined: 23 Oct 2009    | Superglue How did u survive the pirate takeover? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3692 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | With an army of ninjas. How did you make the world 2D? |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | with a very heavy hammer how did you make 5D |
Power Leveler Posts: 3692 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | Magic. How did you learn magic? |
Master Looter  Posts: 1857 Joined: 20 Jul 2009    | I read a spellbook. How did you join the Freemasons? |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | signing up in the community center how did you pull a hat out of a rabbit |
Power Leveler Posts: 3692 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | With my hand. Duh. How did you get 10,000 posts in one day? |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | with a spambot how did you beat i wanna be the guy |
Power Leveler Posts: 3692 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | With my fists. How did you steal my bed? |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | a helicopter how did you sleep over the sound of a helicopter |
Power Leveler Posts: 3692 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | I wear ear muffs to bed. How did you mange to sleep without ear muffs? |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | i have no ears how did you survive the 50 story fall? |
Power Leveler Posts: 3692 Joined: 22 Jul 2009 | There was a mattress down there. How did you know where to put the mattress? |
Master Looter  Posts: 2638 Joined: 26 May 2009  | Mental Sickness. How did you know many Roads to dig up?!? |
Master Looter Posts: 1569 Joined: 27 Aug 2009 | i guessed how did you get so lucky |
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