Pass. They spelled 'laed' wrong.
You smash mah feets, I pass on laed Zeppalines.

Czechoslovakia. The whole nation.

BUY!!! Just to listen to them for the first time.

Blue Oyster Cult.

Pass, I'd have no idea what to do with them.

A lead zeppelin.

Pass, lead might kill me.

A vial of mercury.

BUY! I have always loved that band. toxic chemicals!

A mashed banana.

Pass. A Zeppelin made out of Lead would be a most unnaffective platform form which to wave to the Unwashed Masses of My Kingdom which may or may not be real.

Buy, only to throw it in all of your faces for Ninja'ing me.

Narnia.

Buy. Mercury is fun!
Pass. You may keep your Hamfisted-Allegory land.

A tumor that can play the piano.

Rent, wait. How the hell do you rent a tumor?

A planet identical to Earth with no one on it, except you, if you chose to buy/rent it.

Buy buy buy.hehehehe.

A triple ninja.

Buy another, just for fun.

A vial of Wizard's Uber Silver (Mercury and melted Lead)

BUY! So i can use it somewhen.

Jetpack strapped to a donkey.

Buy, it could be useful later.

A ten foot pole.
_{No really, a pole with ten feet.}

Buy to complete my life long ambition of completing a pole vault and landing on your face. However the quick editing of your post to give the pole feet means by dreams will never be completed *single tear*

My perfectly toned arse.

Rent-I'd get bored of it. Probably trade it with Mr. Angry pants though.

A pair of rocket shoes.

Buy, just to cook into meatloaf. Yummy!
pass. Screw fallout 3Rocket shoes. I want that damn ass!

My delicious assloaf.

Pass. It seems a bit weird.

An assassin who specializes in killing ninjas.

Pass. I could crush him with my perfectly toned arse cheeks. Yes, they're back.

A gun that could fire unicorns.

Rent. Everything gets boring after a while.

A cloning/teleportation device.

Pass. No use in my 'plan'.

My plan, newly refurbished.

Buy so I could teleport my clone inside another one of my clones.
Rent. So I could draw cocks all over it in Magic Marker. Then return it to you.

A surgery to get ONE breast implant

Buy! As long as I can get it in my forehead.

A slightly used toothbrush.

Buy, give to a friend as a gift.

Zebra jerky.

Pass. Your probably only going to give me like 3 sticks of it.

30 pounds of butter.

Buy- Just so i could throw it at PETA members.

Half of a key lime pie.

OH MY GOD! BUY!!!!!!

A solid gold toilet.

Buy. My cheeks deserve the royal treatment. _{turn that into a gay joke and i will END you.}

A gay joke.

Rent. I only need it on the weekends.

An extra weekend.

Buy. And use it on you. Your butt cheeks do deserve the royal treatment. THE TREATMENT OF A DUDE'S WIENER! XD I need to read 20,000 leagues under the sea by Monday. It would be useful.

A dude's wiener.

Pass.Got nothing to do with that.

A working miniature Death Star.

Buy. For the plans 'plan'

A broken chaingun.

Buy. I can sell it back to him for 3 times the price.
Pass. I'd prefer a Gun that shot Horses.

A throbbing big Death Star with premature laser explosion problems.

Pass. Sounds too much like a wiener, and I couldnt sell the last one.

A horse that shoots guns.

ZOMG BUY!

An axe made of wisdom and dynamite.

Buy- Wisdom and dynamite are two of my favorite things.

An Airstrike.

Pass. There are a ton of those just lying on the side of the road.

A Big Daddy.